Lekk Makku Hiji Dawla!.. (there is no country as such)

Al-Tarrar:

When the Cabinet met this week the Secretariat of the Board found out that the Prime Minister was in Iran, the two numbers of VP of the PM - the Kurdish and Arab, were traveling overseas, and the two numbers Vice President of the Republic were voyaging too in foreign lands. Finally, the Secretariat of the Board realized that ‘to his surprise’ 22 of the total 31 ministers (men and women) were also scattered outside our country and consequently the meeting was postponed!!

And of course this dinosaurian bureaucracy is fully paid by us.

Allah Kareem!