Friday, December 08, 2006

Grandpas’ allegorical advises

Dear George and Tony:

  • First of all, when you do something wrong you need to go up to your parents and say: sorry; I have been naughty and I’ll never do it again.
  • If it’s cold out there then don’t stay out playing for too long. When the sun goes down you come back home and bring the rest of the kids too. Also, don’t talk to strangers.
  • You and you friends, Omar and Abbas, must actively help the neighborhood crime watch; since our suburbs have turned into a multicultural community!
  • Start to be nice to your next door neighbors. And if they’re not nice to you then you tell your parents about it.
  • When your friends, Omar and Abbas, waste their money on shenanigans you have to tell them to stop it. And it is better that you make a lottery amongst you.
  • And finally when you go on camping trips make sure to set up Boy Scouts posts. And at night you make a bonfire and to sit around it together with the rest of the boys to talk about the next day’s responsibilities. And whoever refuses to do its duties then you spank him hard, hard, hard and until its Monkey buttocks stay red!

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