The annual Mecca recruits

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The latest confrontation between the Wahabi Takfiris and some Iraqi resistance groups is not some thing new, and BC has recently written about the fresh Saudi Takfiris that have entered Iraq through Jordan after the Hadj seasons. In fact the Hadj season for the Saudi ruling family (Cheney’s closest ally in the middle-east) is a busy time of the year to meet with international religious fanatics and Takfiris militant groups for new recruitments world wide. This was a perpetual exercise for the Saudis (currently chairing the Arab League Summit!) and the CIA back in the 80s when the Americans nurtured and exported terrorist Islamists, trained at Camp Peary - The “Farm” Virginia; USA to Afghanistan through Saudi Arabia and Pakistan (ISI), which all was part of the so-called cold war.

Past year’s Hadj season has ended 2 months ago, which has witnessed a rise of Afghan male visitors to Saudi Arabia. As we have previously mentioned that the Saudis are gearing up for any possible confrontation scenario (whether it will be a Mickey Mouse or Saddam style) between our invaders and our neighbors - the Iranians. The success of the Takfiris under the nose of the occupying forces in Iraq has been unprecedented, and the Saudis would like to consolidate the Takfiri forces in order to face up to any political changes in Iraq. Therefore, there has been a Saudi Plan Surge of unimaginable magnitude that was parallel to that of the invaders’.

The Iraqi National Guards (mainly Sunnis) has again entered the western part of Baghdad – Al Amariya, Al Ghazaliya and Hai AL Jamiya three days ago and the residents were shocked with the formidable armed forces of the numerous Takfiris dressed in short Dishdash and Afghan style dreadlock, and who most have forcefully taken up houses of innocent Iraqis in the mentioned areas, to confront our National Guards.

The latest Saudi freshly revised ideologies (Shock and Awe – as previously proven effective with the Iraqis!) are to demonstrate to us that any chance of working with an Iranian backed central government can be dealt with unmercifully. Also, there has been a major scandal – quite hushed up in the GZ, of Saudi financed rats amongst the international private security forces - “the second invaders”, and many politicians have been scrambled in it to cover it up.

We reckon that the latest confrontation between the resistance and the Saudi Takfiris will eventually last a bit longer resulting in more bloodbaths and internecine struggles in our country, and in the far future those terrorists Takfiris will be imbedded into the Iraqi social texture, and will become a fifth column to help imperialists with their future endeavourers against any possible unfavorable trends in the Middle-East.

TBI: Trade Bribery of Iraq

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TBI – Trade Bank of Iraq led by JPMorgan Chase and in a current contract with an Operating Consortium is the sole bank in Iraq that confirms irrevocable Letter of Credits (L/C) for local and international companies for the supplies and services of all government projects. The bank was set up by the one and only Mr. Ahmed Al Chalabi back in 2003 for which he has hand picked its senior staff in its entirety.

The list of current pending L/Cs at TBI surpasses all of those lengthy people lines at gas stations on our streets combined. Some pending L/Cs have been there for more than a year waiting for their turns for approval, or aren't they?!

A case study:

An Iraqi businessman Mr. Q. had paid more than USD 60000 in ‘cash gifts’ just so he could secure a purchase worth of roughly USD 7 million of some industrial equipments by a ministry. And after tedious and painful struggle to get the ministry approval for the TBI to open the L/C he had finally received this phone call:

TBI: Hello Mr. Q. how have you been and where are you now?

Q: Hi Abu (..) I am fine. How are you? I am in fact on a short trip to Asia.

TBI: inshallah you come back soon. I was going to talk to you bout your approved L/C from the ministry

Q: yes please. I swear we have been waiting a long time for that, which made us screw up all our commitments with the manufacturer.

TBI: well you see Mr. Q. the turn to your L/C is still another 6 months down the line

Q: impossible, this is absolutely catastrophic.

TBI: but Mr. Q. we can push it for you. Your total contract value is USD 7 Million and we know you must have at least netted 30% on this deal.

Q: No. I swear to you Abu (..) I am making very little I think I have even made a grave mistake. I had to pay so much money just to get it secured

TBI: Mr. Q. you know very well how things work now. The head of our department, my colleagues and I believe that you can pay us 10% of the total contract value so we can grant your L/C and have it forwarded to JPMorgan for approval.

Q: my dear Abu (..) until now I am making less than 6% on this deal, and I have no idea who else I still need to pay off. There is no way I can pay TBI this percentage.

TBI: what can I tell you Mr. Q, then your L/C will have to take its turn!!

15 minutes later and after much heated debate on a long distance call TBI agreed to USD 50000 pay off. A week later the L/C was passed to JPMorgan for approval!!

War: It's a matter of choice!

March 19th, 2003

Four years on..

Mr. President: It certainly is hard to pick the right color!!

Al Amriya-stan

BC -

Since last month an irregular exercise has been running in Al Amriya area (a battle frontier in the west of Baghdad)

Al Amriya is considered amongst most sect-driven areas in the capital and the Takfiris - with short dishdash and Afghan style dreadlocks were quite active and until one month ago.

Before, the Takfiris were usually seen in the streets shooting at any unidentified passersby and would slaughter - with the literal meaning of the word, anyone in its home if they ‘deem’ that he/she worked for the invaders authority. Also, they would target the police forces (mainly Shiites) and abduct cops and later would chop their heads off and dumb them in the trash. And they too planted road bombs to get the invaders forces.

2 weeks ago 5 Nos. of GMCs were seen around 3 pm pulling up behind a mini mart and 8 nos. of men dressed in Afghan short Dishdash were dropped off. Since then and a bit before Al Amriya began to witness what seems a Takfiri mutiny. A brief machine guns shoot-out is heard quiet often without the presence of any police forces. And what it is even more puzzling is that the Takfiris have began to target the national guards too (mainly Sunnis); but for the past 2 weeks not a single shot or a road bomb is aimed at the invaders!!

An Iraqi local journalist has recently told us that the Saudi authority has begun a most bizarre campaign by which they have introduced white-cell Takfiris!! into the scene where they have been trained at a camp near the city of Diyala (closer to Iran) where similar campaign has begun.

The Saudi white-cell Takfiris are trying to circumvent the pre-existing Takfiris in areas where the latter have gained momentum and in absolute control. The objective is to replace the independent Takfiri cells and units with pro-Saudi ones to face up to the Iranian threats in Iraq.

This movie we have already seen in Afghanistan back in the 80s when the Americans and the Saudis poured millions of Dollars into training the Takfiris (Ronald Reagan’s Freedom Fighters) to combat the communists in Kabul. The twist is that this time the final enemy is a monotheistic and a same-religion- of book driven rival but with a different sect flavor.

Simply a thug and happily living in Poland!

BC has previously reported on Zeyad last year. Well, here is a short clip of Zeyad!

Al Mowhobeen

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Al Mowhobeen in Arabic translates into the ‘naturally gifted’.

During the era of the deceased ex -president of Iraq, Saddam Hussein the naturally gifted students who superseded those of their own age in studies were given the opportunity to enroll in special schools to advance faster in their academic years, and to eventually enter universities at younger ages.

In the mid of the year of 2003 those schools were permanently closed down and the students were dispersed. But some times in early 2006 the Iraqi government provided a list (males) of those Mowhobeen to the invaders authority (the USA in precise) so they could help to export them to the west in order to continue their academic progress. And effectively, the USA took up on that course of action and in late summer 2006 the first group of Mowhobeen was transferred to the USA.

The orientation given to those students were quite bizarre and rather eccentric and below are a few to mention:

When in the USA;

1. Never stride brazenly or stoop-walk.
2. When you walk you never make a noise with your shoes!
3. When asked if you are hungry reply by either yes or no, no one will force you to eat!
4. When you talk never touch sensitive parts of your body!!
5. When in public don’t hold hands with your male friends or display any emotional feelings towards them. It is a sign of homosexuality.
6. Don’t grow a beard. Americans prefer hairless faces!!
7. Dress normal!
8. Avoid discussing issues about religion, politics, sex and money!!

Can there be any thing more eccentric that the aforementioned?!

Risible Maysoon threatens to destabilize Tehran!!

Taliya:

In her recent interview on Sawa Radio (owned and paid by the US congress) Ms. Maysoon Aldamluji (current ‘lottery-won’ MP) has threatened to meddle with Iran’s internal affairs if the Iranian government does not stop interfering in Iraq’s!!

Would Ms. Aldamluji be so kind to elaborate further on her valuable resources by which she will be able to intrude In Iran’s affairs? Or perhaps her belch-upon-a-slab-of-marble is just added voodoo phlegm that the Iraqis out side the green zone will have to pay for it dearly?

Maybe some would appreciate Ms. Maysoon’s unique effort to rebuild Iraq from the comfort of her luxurious and posh flat in London, or when she takes her afternoon bicycle rides inside the green zone while contemplating a brighter future, but the majority of Iraqis who is living a mere tens of meters outside the green zone walls cannot take more burdens due to politicians’ lame and rancid statements.

… Another idiot Iraqi politician like lambs to the slaughter!

... What’s up, Maysoon? Say; …aaah, would you happen to know how to nail a Takfiri?!!

The Holly Phallic King

….and his Royal Testicles