Friday, December 22, 2006

Bifurcation

French and Chinese scientists identified a fossil found in the area of Yixian, China. It is a specimen of reptile with ‘two heads’ dating from the lower cretaceous (approximately 120 million years ago).


Click on photo for descriptive details.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

They're GONE

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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Tak-Cheney


Al Tarrar:

Parallel to the foot steps of Saddam back in 1979 when he visited Saudi Arabia to meet with Brezenski’s aids prior to building up a Fahad-Carter-style war scenario with the Iranians - then the Iranians were called Al Majous and not Al Safawis, and Carter was not so peaceful!; Cheney’s recent visit to the same country resembles that same smutty spot in history to drum up the Wahabies for, once again, another American proxy war in the name of the Iraqi innocents to repel the Iranians from their imminent regional dominance. However, this time the Saddamists are coming back into Iraq ensemblimized in Takfiri star & strips turbans!

Below is a list of Saudi Arabian institutions from which scholars, professors, thinkers, judges and Islamic men of religion amongst others who have signed an open petition to call for a global Jihad against the Safawis (meant the Iranians in Iraq!) in their fight against the Iraqi Sunnis (of course, without a prior consent of the Sunnis – quite reminiscing of our current occupiers). Also, the petition calls for a jihad against the crusaders – the invaders (USA & Co.):

  1. The Islamic university of Imam Mohammed Bin Saud
  2. The Islamic University in Riyadh
  3. The Islamic University in Madina
  4. Faith University in Um Al-Qura
  5. Al Sunni Dept. in the Islamic university of Imam Mohammed Bin Saud
  6. Scientific College in Basisa
  7. The justice ministry!
  8. Al Sharia University
  9. Justices ministry - judges dept in Riyadh!
  10. Al Saud University
  11. Al Dawa wa Al Arshad center in Jeddah

The declaration points read:

[1-After nearly four years passed to occupying Iraq; this was clearly evident that the objective is to capture Iraq in partnership between the Crusaders and the Safawis (Iranians in Iraq); to enable their success in the region, and, also, for the protection of the Jews occupiers and weakning the influence of the Sunnis, and the siege of the entire region for the formation of Hilal (crescent) SHIITES …]

[2 – The Shiites (in this sentence they have been called malign names and adjectives date back to 800 years after the fall of Caesar!) have uncovered their heads and have openly worked with the Crusaders to break the Sunni’s Iraq into pieces, and in the height of their victory they have shown to the Muslim world their vile deeds …]

Cheney’s ‘Marshall Pétain-visit’ to the Wahabis capital demonstrates just to what extent this man is sick in the heart as he directly splatters bullets right into the brains of his own soldiers when he perpetuates a plan with radical Takfiris that includes the killings of the ‘crusaders’. His corporate business visit to Saudi Arabia looks like a Takfiri, smells like one and he acts like one: Cheney is a Corporate Takfiri – does the name Bin laden ring any bell?!

BC has previously reported another example of American black hole policies.

According to our occupiers today we have the Wahabis running the west of Iraq, the Safawis running the south and the Telmud followers running the north – a magnificent juxtapose of global economies!

…Hurrah for Adam smith, we are sure he is frothing in his coffin.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Arse-ly spoken



Sinister occupiers fault Iraqi children for occupation fallout!



Bust

Kahlilzad’s flop gets him a jolt

The CIA Takfiri, Pinochet, is dead


But, he is still alive


















…and kicking

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Climbing the bureaucratic ladder?


GZ watch (exclusive):

Mr. Khalilzad has recently thrown in a firecracker. He’s hinting on leaving us soon!


Friday, December 08, 2006

Grandpas’ allegorical advises

Dear George and Tony:

  • First of all, when you do something wrong you need to go up to your parents and say: sorry; I have been naughty and I’ll never do it again.
  • If it’s cold out there then don’t stay out playing for too long. When the sun goes down you come back home and bring the rest of the kids too. Also, don’t talk to strangers.
  • You and you friends, Omar and Abbas, must actively help the neighborhood crime watch; since our suburbs have turned into a multicultural community!
  • Start to be nice to your next door neighbors. And if they’re not nice to you then you tell your parents about it.
  • When your friends, Omar and Abbas, waste their money on shenanigans you have to tell them to stop it. And it is better that you make a lottery amongst you.
  • And finally when you go on camping trips make sure to set up Boy Scouts posts. And at night you make a bonfire and to sit around it together with the rest of the boys to talk about the next day’s responsibilities. And whoever refuses to do its duties then you spank him hard, hard, hard and until its Monkey buttocks stay red!

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

The Prague conference: the micro-logistics of things to come?


BC -

Following up on Mr. Cheney’s business visit to Saudi Arabia the White House has sent a few representatives like this person who was a CIA theorist for a few years, to Prague, Czech republic to meet with the so-called ‘objectionists’ to the current government in Iraq - they consist of bizarre cargo studs of nouveaux Baathists, Takfiris-lenient, Saddamists, assorted gents from the two dominant sects! and politico-entrepreneurs – no Kurds so far and the list of names includes:

Mr. Khair Al Deen Haseeb

Dr. Saleh Al Mutlaq

Dr. Moufaq Al Samaraie

Mr. Sabah Al Shaher

Mr. Sarmid Abdul Kareem

Shiek Mohammed Al-Ghuzzei

Mr. Khlan Al Kaissy

Mr. Iyad Al Zamili

The common denominator of all participants is: Iran bust!

The meeting should work out the details of the Saudi financed operation in the western region, that would eventually push for a constitutional amendment to make way for toppling the current government (seen as pro Iran) through a ‘democratic’ process.

Security source says Mr. Al Maliki is quite unease with the upcoming event, of which Mr. Al Mutlaq, amongst others, has been working hard to see it materialized.


Saturday, December 02, 2006

The corporate brain of Dick


BC -

(Mr.) Cheney’s business trip to Saudi Arabia has coincided with the Pentagon’s decision for a withdrawal of the American forces from Ramadi! Our security sources there (A Mashahdeh tribe member) says Ramadi now is officially a Takfiri city (a mix of Saudi Wahabis and so-called Al Qaeda!). It is run by well-versed Takfiri militias commanded by Islamist ideologists and hard-core Salafis. The Baahists in Al Anbar province have lost nearly total control of the region whereas the Saddamists have further entrenched themselves within the Islamic state of Al Anbar and Salah El-Din.

The fruits of (Mr.) Cheney’s business trip to Saudi Arabia were peeled off by a Saudi Official who bluntly voiced his blind eye support (weapons, and logistics) for an Iraqi sect on which the Takfiris have placed their chips.

The lack of originality ‘Exit Plan Afghanistan’ is portrayed in a Wall Street’s rigid game of internecine differences inside a struggling corporate clan and not amongst the sects of a third world country!

You see, when a firm is wrecked and cannot file chapter 16 (bankruptcy) due to insufficient bail-out tax funds, and to avoid a ‘Dollar-buy-out’ the board would place a senior management to do the sacking while stimulatingly offering hedged shares for foreign/local investors to stop the wheels of loss. The end game is obviously ‘return on equities’ and not the benefits of the workers.

When (Mr.) Bush put his load-confidence on Mr. Al-Maliki during the Amman ‘summit’ Mr. AL-Maliki was, in fact, hand given a list of a must-go personnel at a time the Saudis have closed a deal to take over the ailing part of the western operation – assets and future return on profit. That way, Bush & Cheney’s daily headaches are handled by investors/brokerage and, if necessary a leisure trip to Davos, Switzerland for an annual board meeting. Also, what both gentlemen did not disclose of to their existing share holders that the deal with the Saudis was in reality a happy-bomber ‘hostile takeover’. At the end of the day what matters most is that the books are correct.

The future of ‘Free Iraq Corporation’ today is in the hands of competing Takfiris conglomerates on one end and the Mullas’ nuclear might on the other with the absence of Iraq’s workers unions (no free health care, no free education, no unemployment benefits etc.) – salutation to globalization.

However, Mr. Al-Maliki should be aware that when a management is appointed to do the sacking there is always a higher, senior management waiting to conduct further redundancies!... just a little taste of corporate America.

Meanwhile, today half of the Baghdadis are struggling for procuring their daily cooking gas under the falling Mortars while the LNG gas deposits (Billion 3,170 cu/meter) underneath their feet are turning into ether.




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